"If My Arm Explodes Spiders, Will You Save Me?" "Pshhh No. I'm Pushing You Down And Running"

I would just like to start by saying that I love my friends?
Anyway, regarding my arm exploding spiders, I got a very mysterious bug bite last night. And now I've got this rather lovely lump the size of a half dollar on my arm. It's rather grotesque and painful and itchy. But yes, we were discussing what it could be. These are the possiblities:
-I was bitten by a mutant spider, and soon my arm will explode spiders.
-I was bitten by a mutant bug, and soon another arm will explode out of my original arm.
-I was bitten by one of the Cloverfield bugs, and soon my eyes will bleed and my stomach will explode.
I know we sound dramatic, but the thing's a beast! I can't even lay my arm flat! It makes me very sad. So I need to find some way to cover it. Gross.
Okay. Sorry about that. I just need to reflect on my possible medical freak of nature status.
I am very proud to share that I MIGHT BE GOING TO A JACK'S MANNEQUIN CONCERT!
YAYAYYAYYY! I loooove Jack's Mannequin. If you've never heard of them, check out Dark Blue. It's a really good song.
Anyway, I have nothing else to say.
Bye for now!